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Make sure your side with dinner tonight is some fresh and funky Gaseroni & Cheeze! A blend of Mac & Cheese x Great Aunt’s Secret (GAS), this one provides notes of sour lemon rinds & kush, with an earthy exhale. Effects are a mix of cerebral and body, with mood-boosting and relaxation coming together to provide a wonderful bliss that’s great for stress relief during break times or just during a day off!

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Sippin’ on this Slizzurp will have you feeling all sorts of motivated and euphoric, with a nice wave of relaxation that creeps up slowly over the duration. A cross of Slurricane x White Poison, it provides small bursts of focus and energy great for creative tasks, and tastes like lemon heads and mango blossoms with earthy undertones.

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We like to imagine – what if Cinderella was a bad bitch from Missouri? She would definitely be girl-boss material, just like all of the terp queens slinging the HeadChange around the state, and you just know she has some badass purple slippers stowed away somewhere! A remix of one of our older crosses, this strain is a blend of Grand Daddy Purple x Cinderella ‘99, and provides nice, sedative effects with a slight euphoric uptick and an earthy, sour scent. This magic usually only lasts until the clock strikes midnight, at which point the spell takes over and whisks you to dreamland.

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This blend direct from the rainforest is a mix of Grease Monkey, Funky Melonz, and Garlic Breath. It's super strong and garlicky upfront on the inhale, with a gassy ctirus finish similar to candied cantaloupes. Perfect for any time use in small amounts to manage pain and anxiety, and in larger doses it's wonderful for treating insomnia, turning you into a bit of a funky monkey yourself.

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